We all know St. Valentine is the patron saint of lovers, and St. Patrick is the patron saint of Ireland, but which lesser-known saint are YOU? Take this quiz to find out!

Of the choices below, which would you say your primary area of expertise is?

a. Television
b. Bugs
c. South American countries
d. Occupations in the transportation industry
e. Diseases
f. Living as a teenager

When people ask you what you did last weekend you most often say…

a. You were binge watching Grey’s Anatomy on TV
b. You were covered in bees
c. You were living it up in Uruguay
d. You were driving a taxi
e. You were ill
f. You were hanging with your fellow teenagers

Your favorite pastime is…

a. Watching TV
b. Commanding animals with the power of your voice
c. Living as a citizen of your country of origin, Uruguay
d. Driving your car
e. Using your immune system to fend off malicious pathogens
f. Being a teen and doing teen things

What do you look for in a potential significant other?

a. They must own a TV
b. They must have an affinity with animals as you do
c. They must live in a country south of Brazil, preferably Uruguay
d. They must have a job
e. They must contract a fever often
f. They should understand what you’re going through. It’s hard being a teen.

Before making important life decisions you often…

a. Ask yourself what Walter White, protagonist of the popular TV show Breaking Bad would do
b. Talk it over with your swarm of insect friends
c. Imagine you were in your happy place: downtown Montevideo, Uruguay
d. Take a drive to clear your mind
e. Attempt to postpone the decision because you’ve once again become bedridden with illness
f. Ready your underdeveloped pre-frontal cortex for the difficult dilemma you’re about to face

Results:

If you answered mostly A you are…

St. Clare, patron saint of television

If you answered mostly B you are…

St. Ambrose, patron saint of bee keepers

If you answered mostly C you are…

St. Philip, patron saint of Uruguay

If you answered mostly D you are…

St. Fiacre, patron saint of taxi drivers

If you answered mostly E you are…

St. Polycarp, patron saint of earaches

If you answered mostly F you are…

St. Aloysius Gonzaga, patron saint of teenagers

Data used from americancatholic.org:

http://www.americancatholic.org/Features/Saints/patrons.aspx