Thanksgiving jokes and riddles to get you in the spirit
November 17, 2015
| Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize? (Because he was out standing in his field!)What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? (Straw-berries!)If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? (Pilgrims!) |
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner? (A har-vest!)If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? (Their age!)What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving? (The letter “g”!) |
| Why did the turkey cross the road? (It was the chicken’s day off!)Why did the turkey cross the road twice? (To prove he wasn’t chicken!) Where do you find a turkey with no legs? What do you call it when it rains turkeys?
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What’s the most musical part of a turkey?
(The drumstick!) If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does turkey come from? What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
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