Minnetonka High School's Student News

Minnetonka Breezes

Minnetonka High School's Student News

Minnetonka Breezes

Minnetonka High School's Student News

Minnetonka Breezes

A Basement of Stories
February 23, 2024

Heard in the Halls!

“I confisticated 20 bananas today.”

“One time I heard someone talking about how many banana peels they had stored in their locker!”

“Minnetonka girls locker room is haunted.”

“The apocalypse is coming December 2, 2023, at 7:35 AM.”

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“No more soup!” 

“Why do people even use swear words, they are just words to express anger. That’s weird.”

“Well this is disappointing, we’re not passing the Bechdel test right now,”

“Long story short, her parrots are in the mafia,”

“We are over by 15, which is actually a healthy amount of speeding.”

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