Aquarius: Turkey

You are feeling very special; everyone seems to be thinking about you. The compliments are just rolling in…Seriously, who doesn’t want you at their table this Thanksgiving? Some people are even asking to take pictures with you! But don’t be fooled by their beguiling flattery. Not everyone has your best interests at heart. Be careful who you trust, and always watch your back, because you may be surprised by a stab in the back (literally) from someone you trust very much.

Libra: Gravy

You and your best friend do everything together, but sometimes you feel forgotten. It seems like he/she is the star of the party, and you are Pluto, just waiting in the shadows. Your friend is always cracking the same dry jokes, but it’s you who is always there to smooth things out. Even though you may go unnoticed, they would be hopeless without you. Never fear, at the end of the day you’re the one who floats everybody’s boat.

Capricorn: The Crazy Uncle

You are the life of the party: crazy, funny, energetic, and of course, dashing with charm. You feel that you make the best contributions to all of the conversations your family has. If someone is talking about the football game, you know they’re secretly hoping you’ll bring up the time you ran across the field mid-game to touch Tom Brady. The awkward laughs that ensue don’t phase you, you know you’re the best the Midwest has to offer. Don’t let them tell you you’re “weird” or “annoying,” they just don’t get your style.

Scorpio :Cornucopia

What can you say, you always seem to be the center of attention. This holiday, there’s just no time to share the spotlight. As always, you dress to impress, awing your loved ones with your zeal for the dramatic. You’re known for being deep, and seem to be overflowing with colorful personality. Just remember, it is possible to give a little too much. Always providing for everyone else can be exhausting, so this Thanksgiving, be sure to try and set aside a little “you” time.

Virgo: Cranberries

It’s hard being classy sometimes. They may call you old-fashioned, but let the haters hate. There’s nothing wrong with a little tradition. Remember, vintage is totally “in” right now. While you may be a little risky, you can always be relied on to add a burst of excitement when they least expect it. Never fear, no matter the guest list, there’s always going to be at least one person who’s berry excited to see you.

Leo: Pumpkin Pie

You are the perfect combo of spicy and sweet.  Not everyone loves you, but those who do can’t get enough. Some people call you crusty, but that’s only because they haven’t cut through to your soft center. Sometimes just being you is a challenge, but now’s the time to have a little faith and get whipped into shape—a dollop of confidence goes a long way. Just make sure to let yourself cool down after getting heated, otherwise things might get messy.

Football: So some people call you a distraction. Whatever! When the conversation gets awkward and those two family members start bickering over something that happened in the 90’s, you’re the one who brings everyone together again. It’s true you’ve been accused of taking away from the family time, but let’s be real, things would be pretty boring without you. You’re the cherry on top of a great day, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise!

Sagittarius :Mashed Potatoes

At this time of year, everybody’s going to be asking for the scoop on your life. This may make you boiling mad at first, but not to worry, eventually you will soften up. In fact, all the attention might make you pretty mushy and sentimental. Don’t let this phase you though, the smoother you get, the better. Sometimes you may feel like the boring back-up, but no matter who they are, everyone knows that, when in doubt, they can always turn to you. (P.S. don’t listen to what they say about being single; you don’t need anyone to complete you *cough* gravy *cough*).

Aries: Stuffing

This time of year is yours to shine! You may have gone through the rest of this year unnoticed and unattended to, but now the table belongs to you. You’re about to be everyone’s favorite part of this holiday season. Even though you may sometimes feel crowded by the other stars of this season, you’re the perfect center people can’t wait to get to. Now’s the time to get dressed up and put on a show—whether you choose to rock the season’s latest trend (apricot’s going to be big his year) or stick with the traditional (cranberry’s always been your color) you’re going to be a HUGE hit.

Gemini: Little Cousin

Let’s be honest, you’re the trouble everyone wants to be in. Your tricks are the best part of every get-together. Those around you may find your mischievous nature annoying, but that doesn’t bother you in the least, especially since you’ve always got an awesome new prank up your sleeve. Keep up the excellent work; though they may not want to admit it, your jokes make everyone smile.

Pisces: Green Bean Casserole

Lean, mean you don’t take beef from anyone. Your individuality is what sets you apart and not everyone is allowed to be blessed by your company.  If people want you to show up, they better work for it. You may not make every party list, but when you do, you’re sure to be queen bean. Fresh and original with a saucy edge, you never let anyone tell you you’re anything but Number 1. The season’s only begun, but keep it up, you’re already on a role.

Taurus: The Thanksgiving Day Parade

This time of year, you are all about the tradition. Sure, some people may accuse you of being grandma’s entertainment, but you never let anyone rain on your parade. Even those sticklers who refuse to get in the holiday spirit have to smile when they see you. The fact of the matter is it wouldn’t be Thanksgiving without you, so don’t let people’s negativity pop your balloon.