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In a Galaxy Far, Far a-May
In a Galaxy Far, Far a-May
Pictured is the eclectic, vibrant interior of Hunt & Gather, located in Minneapolis. Colorful lights adorn the walls along with sparkling antiques. Would you stop in for a visit?
Hunt & Gather: Exhibit or Emporium?
Cartoon of two razors one pink (women's) and one blue (men's). The price tag on the pink razor has three dollar signs while the blue razor has one. | Courtesy of Canva
The Pink Tax
Drawing of a film reel with a robot on the film. The robot blankly stares at the viewer | Art by Sophia Zhang
Is Hollywood Spiraling to AI Slop?
VANTAGE and Best Buddies bonding. Students sit around a table with coloring materials and pose smiling for a picture | Photo Courtesy of Mr. Coleman
Fashion and Friends
Drawing of a dancer face to face with her reflection in wall mirror which is obscured by red lettering that says "Not a true athlete" | Art by Gabriel Mene
Dance: Sport and Style
Drawing of Minnetonka High School in March experiencing both winter and spring. | Art by Lauren Wentzien
The Ides of March
Two children sit in front of a TV watching Cocomelon. They seem to be completely focused on the dancing watermelon. | Art by Sophia Zhang
Chaos on Screen
Chalance and nonchalance: can’t we be both? (Drawing of a nonchalant ape face to face with an chalant lion)| Art by Salma Ali
The Nonchalant Epidemic
Photo by Clara Flavia Daniel Aguilar Curry
Not Minnesotan ICE
In a Galaxy Far, Far a-May
In a Galaxy Far, Far a-May
Pictured is the eclectic, vibrant interior of Hunt & Gather, located in Minneapolis. Colorful lights adorn the walls along with sparkling antiques. Would you stop in for a visit?
Hunt & Gather: Exhibit or Emporium?
Drawing of a film reel with a robot on the film. The robot blankly stares at the viewer | Art by Sophia Zhang
Is Hollywood Spiraling to AI Slop?
VANTAGE and Best Buddies bonding. Students sit around a table with coloring materials and pose smiling for a picture | Photo Courtesy of Mr. Coleman
Fashion and Friends
Art by Salma Ali
Eternal Mitski
Drawn map with arrows demonstrating the origin of a Minnesotan dish. For example the Bundt cake stemming from a polish recipe has an arrow pointing towards Minnesota from Poland. | Art by Abigail May
Minnesota Munchies
Before- Nee Doh shelf at Something Safari | Photo by Kirstin McCall
Tonka’s Toys and Trinkets
Art y Lauren Wentzien
And at Last We See the Light
Art by Lauren Wentzien
Minnetonka Students Feel Unprepared for Life After School: What Now?
ASLHS at a Habitat for Humanity construction site | Photo courtesy of Dr. Tracy Ivy
Create Community: Volunteer
Photo of a dimly lit classroom on the second floor of MHS. The space has a more home-like feel due to a couch topped with many pillows and shelves housing uplifting knick-knacks. | Photo by Kaitlyn Anlauf
Keep Calm and Study On
A stern teacher watches a student cautiously remove their shoes during a vape check | Art by Simran Kaur
Detecting What?
Aishah Adam '26 pictured in the Minnetonka Robotics Team, Chicken Bot Pie, mascot uniform. Unlike past years when other team members were approached about taking on the role of the mascot Aishah jumped at the chance, "I am just that person who is always high energy and positive." Aishah often partakes in a variety of uplifting roles throughout her activities,“If it sounds hilarious ill do it."
Seniors Paving the Way for More Independent Women
Phone Caddy art by Lauren Wentzien
Caddy Chat Continues…
The empty shell that once was the Lighthouse | Photo by Sahana Pillai
The Olden Elements of MHS
Infographic of pilates participants (in millions) estimated by the Sports and Fitness Industry Association. It demonstrates the significant increase of pilates participants from 9 million in 2019 to over 12 million in 2025. | Infographic by Elizabeth Cepek
The Rise of the Pilates Princess
Cartoon of two razors one pink (women's) and one blue (men's). The price tag on the pink razor has three dollar signs while the blue razor has one. | Courtesy of Canva
The Pink Tax
The team huddles together to pump each other up before the game continues | Photo courtesy of Micah Chose
Rituals & Tradition
Chickens, Robots, and Community
Chickens, Robots, and Community
The Ice Skippers pose with their pom-poms and skates| Photo courtesy of Noa Simms
H-O-C-K-E-Y!
Spot the seashells | Back Page by Lauren Wentzien
Spot the Seashells | March 23 2026
The Oscars Student Ballot | February 27 2026
The Oscars Student Ballot | February 27 2026
Back Page by Lauren Wentzien
Connections | January 30 2026
Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader? | December 18 2025
Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader? | December 18 2025
The best one-liner
Best One-Liner | December 2025
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December 1, 2025
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