“Are you gonna quote me in Heard in the Halls now?”
“Why are there a ton of small children running around the school today?”
“This is not just a rock. I have a large boulder in my shoe right now.”
“Where have you been? I haven’t seen you in forever!”
“I was in China for 6 months…”
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“Everytime I raise my hand, I feel like I should be saying ‘I volunteer…as Tribute!’”